Funnies for Foodies #2

On the head table in the cafeteria, one of the nuns set a big bowl of large, shiny, bright red apples. Beside the bowl, she placed a note which read, “Please take only one. Remember, God is watching.

At the other end of the table was a bowl of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies, still warm from the oven.

Beside the bowl was a note scrawled in a child’s handwriting. It read, “Take all you want. God’s watching the apples.”