Funnies for Foodies #1
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts which he gratefully accepts and enjoys.
After about 15 minutes she taps him on his shoulder again, and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch, he asks her, “Why don’t you eat the peanuts yourself?”
“We can’t chew them because we have no teeth,” she replies.
Puzzled, the driver asks, “Then why do you buy them?”
The old lady replies, “We just love the chocolate around them.”